Tales of Warcraft

In the holy land of Warcraft, beneath the stars and blanketed sky a young and restless Paladin stirred.
"I am young and restless" Sable exlaimed to herself.
Sable had found her self at rather a lose end these past few nights... with no quests to complete and a rather tiresome job of skinning everything before her, she felt inclined to explore somewhere new.
"I'm bored" She said.
So to this she jumped upon her steed (it was more a big flashy yellow holy light show ending in a rather dissapointed puff of grey smoke, but never the less, she was upon her steed) and rode across the desert and into the night. Rather unexpecting of her fate as she turned for a few minutes to cath sight of a fellow warlocks computer, she fell... Not to her death, but away from the world she once new (although gaining a lovely 400xp for discovering a new land)
Unable to find her way home and too lazy to use her hearth stone,
"i'm too lazy" she agreed. She decided to explore some more.
After a few minutes of being pestered to head north,
"go north, no north, thats south, you're going south again, STOP GOING SOUTH, yes north, thats it... keep going" said the annoying voice in the chair beside her,
despite the fact she swore she was heading north the whole time... when suddenly... she saw rather unexpectedly (well i was told thats what i was looking for, but it adds a little somehting to the story if im suprised, just play along) a huge beast, of the likes she had never dreamt of seeing.
She responded with utter amazement,
"cool" she responded with utter amazement.
Though Sable knew she could not tame this beast, she thought a friendly hello would do. Knowing full well she would not survive this most wonderful of meetings. Never the less, she rode toward it.

Moments later she was standing below, looking up at this mighty creature as it lowered itself to her level... She could feel its rotting breath upon her with every heavy exhale... She began to wonder if this wasn't infact her worse idea of all her young days (yes, even worse than trying to get throuhg the dark portal which was guraded by more than 5 level 60 elites with minions. She died, of course)

As the creature looked at her with the most frightening of stares the annoying voice beside her repeated
"I can't believe you're not dead yet, you're not dead yet, how aren't you dead yet, oh my god, you're still not dead yet, you're alive haha, i camn't believe you're not dead yet"
At which point she decided to ignore this voice as it was becomming rather annoying.
"yes" she so blatently ignoring everything he just said.

And then the creature spoke unto Sable, which no body expected... even me...
"Are you my mummy?" Said the beast rather confused.
"No" said Sable, also rather confused.
Of course, the beast then cared not for the tiny creature looking up at her, and killed her.



True Story, honest.